Visiting National Trust properties, going on days out to antique tea rooms, making jam...these are just a few of the past times of these two vintage girls. Last week we visited Nostrell Priory, a jewel of Yorkshire designed by James Paine and the remarkable Robert Adam, who also designed the beautiful Kedleston Hall near Derby.
We wore some lovely vintage dresses, bought some elderflower wine, and, awed at the incredible house. One of my favourite parts of it was the hand-painted wallpaper in the bedrooms, and, wait for it, the bathroom. That's right. The tiny bathroom, with a rather fetching bathtub, was adorned with the most exquisite, oriental, peacock decorated wallpaper. I was in love! It really was the most stunning, elegant decoration. The only problem? I wanted it. I wanted an exact replica of this antique, hand-painted wallpaper to adorn my bathroom, so that when soaking in my roll-top bath (yeah, right!) I could admire it. And pretend to be a duchess.
A bit like us, but to hear more about that, scroll down to Number Three...
Vintage Girl Problems:
1. Finding Antiques
As you probably guessed from the peacock wallpaper rant, we are both proud National Trust members. In fact, fanatics would be a more apt description. On visiting these places, we become quite sad that we can't fill our own homes with these magnificent tapestries, vases, beds, bedding, tables, chairs...basically anything of beauty. Of course, antique hunting is always fun, but the problem nowadays is good quality antique shops are SO EXPENSIVE. Dressers and wardrobes can go for thousands, and my dreams of a Victorian desk are slowly diminishing. If you're a fifties kind of lady/gent/person, then you can usually recreate a fifties house for relatively cheaply. But for us? Its tricky one. Never will we find furniture like the John Lindell chairs from Kedleston Hall (above) at our local vintage market.
However, there's always great bargain finds, like this handmade, one of a kind dresser, that is now covered in bunting and pearls. Keep your eyes peeled and you always find goodies like this, my pride and joy!
2. Doing One's Hair
Here is my hair in thirties rolls. It looks, if I may say so, rather elegant.
My hair requires so many pins that walking through airport customs sporting victory rolls could potentially end up in an awkward encounter with a security guard. Sadly, not many ladies pre 1970 could sport their hair as free and flowing as this; therefore a lot of my prep time in the morning is taken up by pinning, curling and setting this mad mane.
Annoyingly, this is Catherine's natural hair:
Natural fingerwaves. Curse you!
3.Walking Around Museums
I work in the museum sector, and we are both massive museum enthusiasts, hence the attachment to the National Trust and other various heritage sites. The thing is, when you look like us. You get stopped a lot. About 90% of my museum visits have ended in somebody, sometimes including the staff, mistaking me and Catherine for part of the exhibition. We've been stopped countless times for photographs and stunned visitors. It's fun, flattering, but if you want a quiet afternoon wandering around a heritage house, you're not going to get it. Be prepared to be approached by tourists. Here are a few photos of us where we've been stopped, mistaken for the lady of the manor and Elizabeth I...
|At Knightsbridge Hall, Devon|
|At Coleton Fishacre, Devon|
|At Lyme Park, Stockport|
|And some Tudor fun at Ordsall Hall, Salford!|
4. Looking Like a Housewife
We're both, as everybody should be in this day and age, feminist. Give us equality. As history fans, we've both studied the struggles of women through the years and the fight for equality. So we don't quite appreciate being referred to as 'housewives' 'trophy wives' and 'domesticated' just for wearing vintage clothes and enjoying baking. Listen up- we've got degrees. We're smart. We work. We write. We don't just look quirky and bake cakes. Stop calling us housewives. That's not us.
And if I'm going to bake, I'll be doing it in this smashing apron.
Anyway...this is a very grumpy blog post. You may well say- so why do you do it? Because at the end of the day, these things aren't that annoying. They make the whole thing hilarious, and that's what living the vintage lifestyle is all about...so hand me the pins and lead me to the National Trust house. There's no stopping us yet!
Have any vintage girl problems? Share them with us!